phuk-ewe:

phuk-ewe:

jooces:

Dick Game Diego

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

sabino-spots:

bananastagram:

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

When even George W. says “nah man, that’s a bad idea” It’s probably a bad idea.

shadysapphic:

Linda is a ride or die

babyanimalgifs:

baby animals blog

stormbeforethe-calm:

sir-scandalous:

lowkeymemer:

socialbutts:

sazzy-one:

sit-down-hamilton:

littlecofiegirl:

lumpnuggets:

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

nature is amazing

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

heyitspj:

a delicate scale

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: wehearit.com)

wiselwisel:

babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

micdotcom:

Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur nailed why millennials get so much sh*t.